Vampire Of Homes

(Original source:  How Not To Renovate Your Historically Significant Home)

Renovated kit home in NE Washington

Seeing the house in person was a bit like an encounter with a vampire: A once charming creature, full of life, adventures and stories, had turned into a bloodless, lifeless shell, generic, functional, and … dead.

Not that I ever have encountered a vampire, but you will get my point here very soon.

For the past few weeks, I have been scrutinizing new listings in our area–in particular, houses built in the 1920s–for their kit home potential. Imagine my excitement last week when I came across a 1923 Sears “Fullerton” that’s for sale right now–in a NE Washington D.C. neighborhood near Catholic University.

The “Fullerton” as depicted in the 1926 Sears catalog

According to Mary Rowse, a much-quoted expert on mail-order homes in the DC area, there are only a couple of confirmed Fullertons left in the area. That was one of the reasons for the (unsuccessful) initiative to save the Palisade’s Jesse Baltimore house from getting torn down. (This website explains in detail the significance of the Sears “Fullerton” model.) The multi-year fight was lost in 2007, and as of that date, four Fullertons remained. As it turned out, one of them happened to be the one at 2115 Monroe St NE that is now for sale.

In this 1998 photograph, the home appears more or less intact, with original windows and siding.

The MLS listing promised a “totally renovated” house which even the “pickiest buyer’ would love: “NEW NEW NEW!! Everything is brand new.” Of course, thisshould have been a tip-off.

Yes, we were warned by murky pictures that raised the suspicion the narrow cypress siding might have been replaced by vinyl. Much of the wood trim and molding seemed to have been, ehm, modified. The fireplace looked like generic builder’s issue, but perhaps that picture was taken in the basement? (The ‘blue” picture, taken from an old listing,

shows the house in 1998–still with its original windows and and trim.)

In any case, nothing could curb our enthusiasm when we took off to look at one of DC’s last Fullertons. And nothing prepared us for what we got to see. It was incredibly sad.

My Dover reprint of the 1926 Sears catalog depicts the Fullerton living room interior with crown molding, picture molding, Arts-and-Crafts door frames and stair posts, and a traditional wooden fireplace mantle.

What we got to see last week, on the other hand, was unadorned drywall and awkwardly crafted arches; a dining room chopped in half by the insertion of a powder room; purple builders’ carpet in the bedrooms; a wrought iron railing that replaced the massive wooden one; hollow-core doors; pre-assembled wood floors in the living room, a cheap folding door next to the fireplace.

But why? Why tear it all out?

I emailed the photos to Mary Rowse. “Oh, no,” she said. And then, with a glimpse of hope: “Maybe they just put that vinyl on top, and the old siding and window moldings are still in place?”

I wouldn’t bet on it. This poor old house has not only lost its soul. It has lost its body as well.

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About DC House Cat (Catarina Bannier)

I'm a journalist-turned-Realtor based in Washington, DC. My clients have come from five continents--not unusual in a city that's full of life, history, world politics and stories Some of them, however, have lived here all their lives, and they have been the ones that taught me the most. For the past eleven years, helping people buy and sell homes has been more than a business for me. It feeds my passion for house history, it's a way to make new friends, and it has become a way of life. Nothing tells more about you than the home you choose for yourself.
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5 Responses to Vampire Of Homes

  1. rareouldtimes says:

    Thank you! I’m so glad that I’m not the only person out there who looks at some of these renovations and goes “What on earth were they thinking?!?! *sob*”

  2. DC House Cat says:

    Oh, no–you certainly are not! And it’s usually just ignorance and/or a very different outlook that doesn’t value sentiment and historic connection. [sigh]

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  4. Shari Davenport says:

    So – basically what they had left over that was so “NEW NEW NEW!!” and guaranteed to please the “pickiest buyer,” was a box. A shell. With no charm, no personality, no sign of history of any previous life inside. Just a big box of “BIG BOX BUILDER Store” crap. SHAME on them. The only thing that makes me not go out and hurt people who do these things to these wonderful old homes, is the knowledge that Karma is my BFF, and she’s MAD when people do this! The words “totally renovated” in reference to an older home scare me to death. It’s a guarantee that you get a big blank box full of nothing – nothing pleasing, nothing pleasant, nothing charming.

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